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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the joke collection, of course!
(and yes, we promise that the jokes definitely get better than this!)
Although chickens are adorable to keep, they can drive us to distraction with their antics sometimes. So, a bit of chicken-based humor might be just the ticket to put a smile back on the face of anyone who’s had a day of dealing with chicken dramas!
If you’re ready for a poultry-powered laugh fest, sit back and enjoy these hilarious chicken jokes that will leave you clucking with laughter.
Let’s get cracking!
Peck-tacular Poultry Puns
If you’re a fan of a play on words, these egg-cellent poultry puns will soon have you cracking up!
1. What do you get when you mix a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell!
2. What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
3. What do you call a chicken who’s good at telling stories?
A hen-tertainer!
4. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck!
5. What do you call a group of chickens singing together?
A hen-semble!
6. How do chickens tell the time?
A cuckoo cluck!
7. How does a chicken mail a letter?
In a hen-velope!
8. What do you say when a hen spots a lettuce?
Chicken sees-a salad!
9. What did the hen say after she burped?
Eggs-cuse me!
10. What’s a chicken’s favorite type of coffee?
Eggspresso!
11. What do chicken families do at the park?
They have peck-nics!
12. What happens to chickens who misbehave at school?
They get eggs-pelled!
Fowl Play on the Highway
Why did the chicken cross the road? Find out in these side-splitting tales of fowl play!
13. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
14. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
15. Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because it was a double-crosser!
16. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again?
Because it was a dirty double-crosser!
17. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
18. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
To egg-samine the cracks!
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
Egg-squisite Jokes
These egg-cellent yolks are so good, they’ll have you scrambling for more!
20. How does a chicken stay fit?
By getting plenty of egg-cercise!
21. Why did the chicken take a nap?
Because it was egg-hausted!
22. Why did the chicken get promoted?
Because it was egg-ceptional!
23. What does a possessed chicken lay?
Deviled eggs!
24. Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard-boiled eggs!
25. Why don’t chickens tell jokes to their eggs?
Because it might crack them up!
26. What do you call a mischievous egg?
A practical yolker!
27. What do chicken philosophers love to debate?
The meaning of eggsistence!
28. What do you call a self-obsessed egg?
An egomaniac!
29. How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm?
Eggs-hausted!
30. What did the angry hen say to her child?
You’re a rotten egg!
Comedy Straight from the Coop
Step inside the coop for some cluck-worthy comedy that’s anything but chicken feed!
31. What do you call a ghost that haunts a chicken coop?
A poultrygeist!
32. Why did the chicken go on vacation?
She was tired of being cooped up at home!
33. Who should you call when your coop is haunted?
An eggsorcist!
34. Why don’t hens play hide and seek in the coop?
Because they always chicken out!
35. How do chickens keep their coop so clean?
They use feather dusters!
36. Why did the chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan!
Cock-a-Doodle-Laughs
These rooster jokes are sure to ruffle some laughs!
37. How did the rooster propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a peck on the cheek!
38. What did the reluctant rooster say?
Cock-a-doodle-don’t!
39. Why did the rooster become a musician?
Because he had great drumsticks!
40. Why did the rooster cross the playground?
To crow on the jungle gym!
41. What’s a rooster’s favorite type of joke?
One that cracks him up at dawn!
42. Why did the rooster stand on one leg?
Because if he lifted both, he’d fall over!
43. Why did the rooster join the comedy club?
Because he was great at winging it!
44. Why was the rooster so popular at parties?
Because he knew how to get the crowd crowing!
45. Why did the rooster refuse to fight?
He didn’t want to ruffle his feathers!
46. What did the rooster say to the hen on Valentine’s Day?
You make my heart crow wild!
47. Did you hear about the rooster who won the prize for the best bird?
He became very cocky!
Cluck-Tastic Jokes
These all-around chicken jokes are an absolute hoot!
48. What kind of movies do chickens like?
Chick flicks!
49. Why was the chicken such a good comedian?
Because it knew how to crack everyone up!
50. What do you call a prankster chicken?
A practical yolker!
51. What do hungry chickens say?
I’m feeling peckish!
52. Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on its pecks!
53. Why was the chicken sent to jail?
She committed fowl play!
Other Ideas You Might Like
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- How to Choose a Heritage Chicken Breed for the Homestead
Kate Chalmers
Kate is a passionate gardener who has a keen interest in all things related to homesteading and sustainability. She resides in Portugal with her husband and menagerie of animals and has over 15 years of experience in the UK veterinary industry. In 2020, Kate and her husband took on a dilapidated Portuguese house and abandoned olive grove, turning it into an abundant food forest and home for nature.
Life on the homestead is never the same from one day to the next, and Kate has mastered many skills that she is keen to pass on to anyone with an interest in becoming more self-sufficient. Kate believes that living a sustainable lifestyle is the key to happiness and fulfillment and that everyone can make simple changes that connect us back to nature and reduce our impact on the planet.
